Thursday, August 26, 2010

"CCTV footage reveals shocking cruelty"

"POLITICAL activists reacted with fury today when Sky News broadcast CCTV footage of an innocent political party being unceremoniously dumped in a wheelie bin.

“Well, no-one was looking and no-one seemed to care anyway,” said the unnamed brute (David Cameron, 44) who carried out the crime. He was seen initially to offer friendship and affection to the party, before quickly opening up the bin and throwing it in when it was least expecting it.

The party remained in the wheelie bin awaiting rescue. But no-one bothered.

Nick Clegg is 30. At the very most".

Hat-tip thingy to Tom Harris MP

(Just in case you don't know...)


Anonymous said...

From what (Lord) John Prescott says, it is the Labour party that needs rescuing, isn't it? Good old Cooperative Bank. Good luck finding that £20m!

John Gray said...

Hi Anon

Don't you worry - with the flood of new members Labour is recuriting at the mo the Party will soon be in a better financial state.