Missing (maybe you didn't look that hard?)

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Missing: The Tory manifesto for London

Minister for London and London Election Campaign Director Tessa Jowell said today,

‘‘The Tories are the only major political party in London not to release a manifesto for London. Today they have offered nothing more than a press release.

‘This is another example of David Cameron’s lack of substance. I expect the promises he makes today will last no longer than the headlines he is seeking to get.

‘With only one week of the campaign left to go the Tories are offer little more than broken promises on housing and bus fares, a failure to guarantee the future of local police teams and the completion of Crossrail.

‘Londoners deserve better than this.”

Missing. Have You Seen This Man?

Bethnal Green & Bow Residents are asking for your help in identifying the whereabouts of George Galloway.

He was last seen wearing a pink leotard and white fluffy bunny slippers in Palestine, Afghanistan, Iran, Beirut, North Korea, Syria and on top of a red bus in Proctor Street, Holborn; he was also known to be posing as an illegal immigrant in Canada.

His height and weight is known to be dodgy, his hair grey and balding, moustache grey and grizzled, eyes grey and dilated, it has been known to be red in the morning.

If anyone has information of his whereabouts please do not approach him, he is known to be dangerous and armed with an offensive mouth.

Contact Details Office: Disrespect Party Office
Location: Shifty Road

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