Monday, January 11, 2010

Mercader Brigade


(Guest Post by Comrade Eitingon).
Comrades, welcome to the launch of a new historical and political society the “Mercader Brigade”. This society is dedicated to the memory of a true socialist and freedom fighter, Ramon Mercader. Ramon risked his life to rid the world of wreakers, splitters and gangsters. He kept the faith and never betrayed his comrades despite years of imprisonment. A special commemorative badge has been produced to mark the occasion.

The aims of all our fraternal brother and sister Brigadiers are:-

Publish the truth about Trotsky and Trotskyism and how even today Trotskyites continue to hamper the fight for Peace and Socialism.

Campaign to declare that 20 August should be an international holiday.

Demand that the Schools national curriculum should include lessons on the dangers of Trotskyism.

Award the “Order of the Ice Pick” every month to those comrades who have bravely battled against capitalism’s fifth columnists.

Since Comrade Lenin himself said “A joke is the only way of responding mildly to Trotsky’s intolerable phrase-mongering”. We shall be using true socialist humour to help get our true message across to the masses.

Our first social event will be held shortly to celebrate the impending victory in London of the forces of truth and justice against the evil ones. Details to follow. In future years our annual social will be held on February 7th.

A weblog and Facebook site is currently under construction

If you want to wear a “Mercader Brigade” badge with pride please email me on nahum.eitingon@googlemail.com.

Vsevo dobrovo!


Nahum

5 comments:

Mike Law said...

John,

You've out done yourself; this is your best blogpost yet!

Anonymous said...

One Trot faction sitting in a hall
One Trot faction sitting in a hall
And if that Trot faction should have a nasty brawl
There'll be two Trot factions sitting in a hall"

Anonymous said...

Hi John,

I am over in Unite.

Your post made me laugh as we have a simliar problem with trots.

And I don't mean we have all had a bad curry!

Keep writing as it makes me feel better knowing that others are in the same boat.

Dr.S.Pin

Anonymous said...

Can I nominate the SWP Central Committee for a special award for their services to Stalinism?

Neda Agha-Soltan said...

Can I nominate Andy Newman from Socialist Unity for a special award for services to Iran?